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Book Review: To Your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip Jose Farmer

To Your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip Jose FarmerShortly after his death in 1890, British explorer, linguist, and writer Richard Francis Burton reawakens in a massive chamber filled with bodies suspended in mid-air. He is then confronted by men in a flying craft who fire upon him, knocking him unconscious.

Burton and many others from the chamber are revived, hairless and naked, along the shores of a massive river in what at first appears to be paradise. Although for some, it does not resemble the afterlife as described by their religious doctrine.

It is soon learned that they had been resurrected from different eras of Earth’s history from Neanderthal through the 21st century—including an extraterrestrial from Tau Ceti who died on Earth in 2008.

Each is equipped with a container, later called a “grail,” tethered to his or her wrist. As they explore this pastoral land, noticably devoid of animal and insect life, the people discover large rocks every few miles. These “grailstones” provide supplies including many of the familiar foods and beverages of Earth as well as cigarettes, marijuana, and a “dream gum” that induces everything from hallucinations to loss of sexual inhibitions.

For mutual protection, Burton forms a group consisting of a Neanderthal who calls himself Kazz, a 20th century science fiction writer named Peter Frigate, the famous Victorian-era aristocrat Alice Liddell-Hargreaves, and Monat, the alien from Tau Ceti.

To Your Scattered Bodies Go by Philip Jose FarmerEventually, Burton and his group build a crude sailboat and make their way down the river until, after a lengthy battle, they are captured and brought into a village ruled by none other than former Nazi leader Hermann Göring and Tullus Hostilius, the third King of Rome. Burton leads a successful escape from the village during which, Göring is killed—albeit temporarily. Almost everyone who dies on the river world is eventually resurrected elsewhere.

More importantly, Burton and company capture an agent of the “Ethicals,” the scientifically advanced beings who modified the planet onto which they resurrected millons of Earth’s dead. However, the man commits suicide before providing any helpful information.

Burton, now a target of the Ethicals, continues his quest to uncover their true motives—even if he has to die nearly a thousand deaths to do so.

To Your Scattered Bodies Go (1971) is the first book in Philip Jose Farmer’s groundbreaking magnum opus Riverworld saga, which continued with The Fabulous Riverboat (1971), The Dark Design (1977), The Magic Labrynth (1980), Gods of Riverworld (1983), River of Eternity (1983) and a few anthologies.  Each book introduces true  figures from Earth history including Richard Francis Burton, Alice Hargreaves, Samuel Clemens, Tom Mix, Mozart, Cyrano de Bergerac, Jack London, Marcellin Marbot, King John of England, Baron Lothar Siegfried von Richthofen, and others.

No science fiction reader’s journey should be considered complete without a journey to Farmer’s Riverworld.

Book Review: Tongues of the Moon by Philip Jose Farmer

Tongues of the Moon by Philip Jose FarmerIn the distant future, the two major political powers on Earth consist of Soviet North America and the Argentinian-South African coalition (aka the South Atlantic Axis). The uneasy truce between them is shattered when the planet is destroyed in a nuclear holocaust.

The surviving colonies on the moon and Mars—both led by militant dictators—continue waging war on one another for dominance over what remains of the human race.

Assuming leadership of the moon colonies by killing or imprisoning his enemies, Colonel Scone of Soviet North America sends his most loyal ally—and romantic rival—Doctor Broward to the ruined Earth to retrieve a planet-busting bomb from a secret location beneath the ocean.

From there, the doctor is ordered to Mars to release the bomb and destroy the Argentinian colonies ruled by the brutal General Howards, but during his journey, Broward forms a different plan…

All told, Tongues of the Moon was little more than a space adventure story with two-dimensional characters and a simple, uncomplicated plot. Nevertheless, it was a fun, fast read.

Book Revew: The Book of Philip Jose Farmer

Philip Jose Farmer was one of the most prolific writers of imaginative literature during the heyday of SF and speculative fiction beginning in the early 1950s. Although some may argue that he was overshadowed by his peers—Bradbury, Clarke, Ellison, Heinlein, and others—Farmer was no less a master craftsman in his field, creating such legendary series as Riverworld and World of Tiers.

Some of his most famous stories include Riders of the Purple Wage, “Uproar in Acheron,” “Father in the Basement,” and hundreds more. Farmer also wrote works based on Tarzan and Doc Savage and wrote a few novels under the pseudonym of Kilgore Trout, a character found in three of Kurt Vonnegut’s novels. Farmer was often considered controversial, even pornographic, for his “shocking” alternative perspectives on sex and religion.

The Book of Philip Jose FarmerThe Book of Philip Jose Farmer is a collection of the writer’s work, compiled by Farmer himself, in an effort to provide a sample of his breadth as a storyteller from SF and horror to fantasy and satire. My favorites included:

“Skinburn” – To the bewilderment of several doctors, private detective Kent Lane suffers from sunburn the moment he is exposed to even the weakest daylight. More, Lane is under surveillance by the Feds, but each time he is arrested, strange events transpires that permit Lane to be released from custody…

“The Alley Man” – a college student spends time with a deformed, delusional trash collector and his two harlots as part of a sociology study that swiftly goes awry.

“Father in the Basement” – an eleven-year-old girl employs her supernatural ability to help her father work around the clock for days to complete the first draft of his novel. He wanted it to be his final act, after all.

“Don’t Wash the Carats” – Expecting to remove a brain tumor from an unnamed patient, surgeons remove… a 127-carat diamond!

“Only Who Can Make a Tree?” – Three wacky scientists—Mough, Lorenzo, and Kerls—compete for the heart of their gorgeous colleague, Doctor Legzenbreins. Finally, she confronts them with a challenge. One of them must be willing to marry her insane daughter, Desdemona. Only then will she consider one of the “survivors” as a potential spouse…

“Uproar in Acheron” – A traveling medicine man named Grandtoul trundles into the old west town of Acheron claiming the ability to resurrect the recently dead. To prove this, he uses technology in his wagon to resurrect a young man who was shot dead moments before Grandtoul arrived. The miracle worker then offers to go to the local cemetery and do the same…

“Toward the Beloved City” – After the apocalypse—during which the hosts of Heaven supposedly defeated the Antichrist—a group of desperate and devoted Christians undertake a pilgrimage from the U.S. to the Middle East in search of the Holy City. Along the way, their leader, Kevin Norris, meets another survivor, Dana Webster. Claiming to be a fellow Christian, Webster nonetheless proceeds to question what they have been taught, which brings her under suspicion from the rest of Kelvin’s group, especially Anna Silvich, who is intent on killing Webster for her blasphemy.

Book Review: Riverworld and Other Stories by Philip Jose Farmer

On Riverworld, no one ever dies… well, at least not permanently. Those who do are resurrected a few hours later elsewhere on the planet. Former western movie star, Tom Mix, found himself on Riverworld after his Earthly demise, along with billions of others from various eras in human history. Mix, along with his companions Yeshua and Bithniah, are on the run from a marauding conqueror Kramer when they join forces with John Wickel-Stafford, the lord mayor of New Albion and enemy of Kramer. Together, Mix and Stafford lead their forces in an attempt to stop Kramer’s next invasion…

“Riverworld” is, of course, one of the better stories in this collection of eleven. My other favorites include:

“J.C. on the Dude Ranch” – At the XR Dude Ranch in Big Wash, Arizona, two imposing cowboys—the heroic J.C. Marison and the sinister Mr. Bales Bub—square off against one another, but it is truly a battle of Biblical proportions or something more cosmic?

“The Volcano” – Detective Curtius Parry investigates an impossible volcano recently formed in the backyard of Henry and Bonnie Havik. The eruption occurred shortly after hired hand and Mexican immigrant Juan Tizoc vanished. Could there be a burning connection between the two?

“The Problem of the Sore Bridge” – In Victorian England, journalist Harry Manders and gentleman burglar A.J. Raffles team up to investigate the disappearance of enigmatic rare gem dealer James Phillimore. At every turn, Manders and Raffles are merely seconds ahead of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson, who are also on the case. Manders and Raffles soon learn that Phillimore is not at all what he appeared to be, nor are teardrop sapphires in his collection…

“Brass and Gold” – A hilarious romp focusing on a love affair between a Jewish wife and her eccentric Gentile artist neighbor that begins after her husband locks her in the bedroom with three meals per day in order to curb her gluttony and force her to lose weight…

Other stories include “The Jungle Rot Kid on the Nod,” “Monolog,” “The Leaser of Two Evils,” “The Phantom of the Sewers,” “The Henry Miller Dawn Patrol,” and “The Voice of the Sonar in My Vermiform Appendix.”

Book Review: Classic Philip Jose Farmer 1964-1973

Unlike the first volume of Classic Philip Jose Farmer, this second collection is dominated by short stories, containing only one novella called “Riders of the Purple Wage”.  I was interested in reading this particular piece as it had been originally printed in Harlan Ellison’s Dangerous Visions anthology. It’s a bizarre tale, typical of Farmer’s vivid and beautiful imagination.

A few centuries from now, the Earth’s population has expanded upward, living on numerous levels above the planet’s surface. Many citizens subsist on government handouts known as the purple wage. Artist Chib Winnegan has discovered a new medium combining painting and sculpture, much to the delight, and consternation, of two government certified art critics.

Guided and encouraged by the wisdom of his grandfather, an ornery old coot long thought dead by the government he ripped off for billions but who is hiding in Chib’s house, Chib is soon to unveil his latest masterpiece to a world dominated by catchphrases and sound bytes, to a society that has lost its humanity because humanity has lost its heart.

It was a fascinating and entertaining read that had me smiling and even laughing out loud at times.

Other favorites in this anthology included:

“The Shadow of Space”: After its engines are sabotaged by an insane passenger, a starship is hurled through space far beyond the speed of light until it bursts through a tear in the fabric of the known universe and finds itself in a strange and inexplicable dimension where the laws of physics do not apply.

“The Sliced-Crosswise Only-on-Tuesday World”: The Earth’s population has exploded such that people are placed into stasis to awaken and live only one day per week. Tom Pym lived only on Tuesdays…until he fell in love with a Wednesday woman. Tom decides to apply for a transfer to Wednesday, but be careful what you wish for!

“Sketches Among The Ruins of My Mind”: An alien vessel appears in Earth orbit, causing the human race to travel backward in time by four days for every day calendar day forward, all the while retaining their memories. Each day, Mark Franham watches the events of his life in reverse—until his children and wife are gone. Will Earth’s greatest minds be able to stop this horrific process? If so, will it give Mark—and the rest of humanity—a chance to live their lives again and avoid the mistakes they made the first time?

“After King Kong Fell”: An elderly man regales his granddaughter with a whimsical tale of what truly happened after King Kong fell from the Empire State Building and how it affected his family.

 

Classic Philip Jose Farmer 1964-1973

Book Review: Classic Philip Jose Farmer, Volume One

Very often in writing classes, students are challenged to create “elevator pitches”, challenging them to summarize the premise of a story in one or two sentences. When it comes to Philip Jose Farmer, good luck with that. It was a struggle even for me and I consider myself well practiced at it.

The Classic Philip José Farmer, 1952-1964 is my first exposure to Farmer’s work and if nothing else, it has instilled a respect for his unorthodox approach to storytelling. There is little one could call conventional about Farmer’s style and imagination. His worlds are replete with bizarre aliens and even more peculiar humans.

In the first of two anthologies published by Crown Classics, we are presented with three short stories and three novellas, albeit the final story could easily be classified as flash fiction.

In “Sail On! Sail On!”, we are given a glimpse into an alternate history of Columbus’s expedition across the Atlantic wherein a bibulous monk uses a mysterious device that sends ship to shore communications through the intervention of angels. When his messages are disrupted by signals from the moon, might it spell danger for their voyage?

An apathetic, fragile young man and his doting mother are the only survivors of a crashed ship. While exploring their alien surroundings, the boy is taken captive by an alien who becomes his surrogate “Mother” and protector.

In “The God Business”, a former college professor invents a libation called the Brew that liberates people from all inhibitions, elevating himself to godhood in the process. When two investigators are sent in to gather intelligence where military incursions previously failed, they find a strange destiny awaits.

“The Alley Man” claims to be last of the Neanderthals. Living in a trailer beside a garbage dump, he accepts payment from a local research scientist to allow her to study him in his daily routine—until a strange attraction overcomes her.

“My Sister’s Brother” tests the prejudices of the sole survivor of a Mars expedition when he stumbles across an attractive alien with a surprising sexuality.

A biologist provides a guided tour of a zoo that recreates specimens from various extinct species, including one that is considered “The King of Beasts”.

In “Mother” and “My Sister’s Brother” particularly, I found Farmer’s detailed descriptions of the aliens and their respective biologies remarkable. “The God Business” was my favorite of the collection. I look forward to volume two and then moving onto Farmer’s acclaimed Riverworld series.

Classic Philip Jose Farmer 1952-1964